Sunday, March 6, 2011

Share kills to win games!

Have you ever won a game against a 21/1/0 Vlad?

If you have ever tried to play a solomid game against a powerful Vlad, then you know what I'm talking about!  He tends to do really well early game, and even mid-game. As a matter-of-fact, he may even rack up most of the kills on your team!  I have even seen Vlad's with scores in the 20's by mid-game with zero deaths.  But when end-game comes, all you can hear is the sound of his rage against his team...

"OMG I CARRIED THIS TEAM AND THEY SUCK SO BAD LOOK AT MY SCORE IT'S 21/1/0 AND MY TEAM ARE ALL 1/6/21 THEY SUCK SO BAD ZOMG ZOMG WTFBBQSAUCE!"

There is a reason their team lost.  And it's not because of "noob teammates"!  Allow me to explain:

Vlad's, Warwick's, Akali's, and Tryndamere's are notorious for "hogging" all of the kills in a game. You may see these champions with 10 kills early game and even 20 kills mid-game. Then end-game comes along and what do you see? You get to witness an overfed Vlad raging about how "noob" his team is!  This, we all know, is not true, because in order to get Vlad that overfed, he must have been taking tons of kills from his allies.  Can Vlad really solo their entire team 1v5?  I don't think so!

 The fact of the matter is that League of Legends is not a solo game!  It is a team game, and forever will be a team game. With that said, we can determine the real reason their team lost...

Their team lost because all of the gold went to one champion!

It's the same premise as a level 1 champion with no items attempting to fight a level 6 champion with three items; who do you think will win?  Likewise, the team with the overfed Vlad has only one champion who had all of his core items (and then some), while the rest of his team barely could afford cloth armor.  And in the upcoming, we can only surmise who the victorious party will be!

So remember kids: share kills and share gold in order to win more games!


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5 comments:

  1. oh soo this is what you been doing.
    Well anyways i totally agree keep up the good work nub XD

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  2. "OMG I CARRIED THIS TEAM AND THEY SUCK SO BAD LOOK AT MY SCORE IT'S 21/1/0 AND MY TEAM ARE ALL 1/6/21 THEY SUCK SO BAD ZOMG ZOMG WTFBBQSAUCE!"

    Haha, WTFBBQSAUCE. Er. I agree, share the dang gold! Bunch of gold hogs!

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  3. Another job well done, Pharaoh Nasus. Your words of wisdom hold true. I agree, also for people that repeatedly whine about ks-ers.... THEY SUCK SO BAD ZOMG ZOMG WTFBBQSAUCE!

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  4. This has to be easily the greatest article in the entire world.
    Recently played with a Nocturne that would consistently killsteal me, which I later learned was because he didn't lke me for making fun of him in front of my sister (who he's never met, but wants to date--weird). We went on to lose because, even though I had 32 assists and 4 kills, and he got like, 21 kills, the opposing team focused him down and rolled right over us afterwards.
    I hope you don't mind, in my next entry, I'd really like to link to this entry, as this really needs to get out to more people.

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